Kapil biography comedy night kapil video

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Did you call me?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Not at all.

No, I just heard, where are you going, sir?

Wait a minute, Vicky and Sunny have come, talk to them.

We didn't say a word and you heard so much.

No, it's okay.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Misunderstanding, Vicky.

Yes, misunderstanding.

Hello, hi.

Hello.

And is everything okay?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Vicky jee mereko pata chala aap bhi engineering industry se hai.

Ji.

Mai bhi engineering industry se ho.

Okay.

Yeh engineer chumbak mittal, yeh visiting card.

Yes.

Yeh mera nahi hai.

Aapka nahi hai?

Haan.

Mereko mila tha yaha kisi.

Aapka nahi hai toh aap inko kyu de rahe hai?

Kyuki mereko kisi ne diya toh mai bhi toh aage de rahe hai na kisi ko.

Yeh bhi aage de rahe hai ki kisi ko.

Yeh hi hota hai visiting card ka?

And pata kaise hota hai visiting card ka?

Wo bhel puri wale ke paas koi jaa chahiye.

Aise khaane ke liye.

Mai actually kya hai yeh engineering profession mein hoon.

Engineer chumbak mittal.

You know when the aircraft approaches finally the runway

and all the living obstacles and hindrances before flight takes off,

I clear all that.

Mera seeda bataao chidiya vadaat ho hai aap.

Jahaaj ke udne se pehle runway clear karte hai yeh.

Ji.

Aur achchi udti hai chidiya.

Yeh chidiya vadaana abhi shuru kiya hai inhone.

Iske pehle yahaan pe ek chota Kashmir karke jaga hai.

Toh paan saal se chote bandron ko nailate the yeh pehle.

Hasee hasee hai aap log?

Mera inse koi hasi mizak wala rishta nahi hai.

Achha.

Are you guys comfortable?

Yes.

Main comfortable ho jaao?

Ek second ho.

Itna marji shor machalo main nahi denewaala tumko.

Aish shavas.

Yeh kya karna hai chumbak mittal sahab aap?

Comfortable ho raha hoon.

Yeh galat aat hai aap.

Chhod kyun nahi dete?

I know.

Bhujiye mein thoda sa oil hota hai.

Bhujiye mein nahi

Yeh daaru ki baat kar raha hoon.

Isme kuch galat nahi hai.

Yeh bilkut seekh item hai.

Isme koi tel nahi hota hai.

Yeh one citizen sab kuch jo tel hota hoon nakaal deti hai.

Aapko chad gayi aap thoda.

Abhi toh hum bhi chadenge.

Kya keh rahe the aap?

Bandron ko nahlata hai yeh aadmi.

Kaise koi bandron ko nahlayega bhai sahab?

Bandar kabu mein aate hain aapke?

Par yeh keh rahe hain.

Patao kyun?

Kyunki yeh chahate hain ki wo saamne jo madam hain wo hase.

Bura lagega.

Inko patin, inko ka dhanda hai.

Yeh pata hain aapke liye.

Kya dhanda hai?

Dhanda hai yeh chutkla sunayenge, madam hasenge.

Jaroori nahi hai madam.

Yeh chutkla sunke hasenge.

Madam yeh soch soch ki hasenge.

Mereko toh payment milegi.

Bandar nahlate hain.

Aap karein aisi baatein.

Mujhe problem nahi hain.

Lekin bhai sahab.

Kisi ko involve na karein.

Aur aap involve karein toh yeh batadein janta ko ki yeh majaag tha.

Kal ko mere paas koi bandar leke aage hai phir.

Main nahi lagunga bandar.

Bhai sahab.

Ek bandar chaar bibiyon ke barabar tang karta hai.

Aapko bata hai aapke jaisa ek engineer.

Chaar bandaron ke chitna tang karta hai.

Haan.

Abhi toh maine yeh nahi bata hai aapka.

Kaale kutton ke upar.

Safed lakire daalke aap.

Jabbera bana bana beshe.

Hasenge dekhna.

Bas karo.

Kitni bhi yeh gaya.

Aapko yeh engineer kehte ke liye.

Mereko firqat nahi hai.

Aapko yeh engineer kehte ke liye.

Mereko firqat nahi hai.

Bhujiya raha hai.

Check it.

How is the bhujiya?

Ricky ji.

Ek kaam tha.

Personal hai.

Achha.

Ek surgical strike karwani thi aapse.

Kahaan karwani hai?

Ek larki hai.

Main uska naam nahi le sakta hai.

Okay.

Because Sunita ka naam loonga.

To uski badnami ho jayega.

To Sunita ke.

Actually kya hai.

Mera one night stand bhi rahe chuka.

Oh hello.

Kya faaltoot bakwaas pari yaar yaar.

Haan.

Main uske ghar ke baar.

Sai raat khada raat hai.

Ek baar kitki mein se dekh raha tha.

Mujhe dekhna tha usko.

To chakkar yeh hai.

Ki maan lo yeh mera ghar hai.

Yeh Sunita ka ghar hai.

Thek hai.

Ab samjho baat ko.

Beech mein na.

Yeh paanch ghar padte hai.

Yeh paanch ghar ke wale se.

Main na Sunita ko dekh nahi baata.

Aapko karna kya.

Aapko bas jai leke na.

Bhum.

Isko sara udhara hai.

Taki main Sunita ko dekh maa.

Sujo.

Koi baat nahi.

Main aapko.

Ek main ne dakha hoa tha.

Ki finally jo soldier honge.

Main unko dikhaunga.

Yeh.

Maan lo.

Yeh humara.

Yeh finally soldieron ke liye dakha hoa tha.

Yeh bomb hai.

Ab aapko karna kya hai.

Ek aapko ghirana hai.

Idhar bomb.

Yeh kaha beech mein aa raha hai?

Yeh beech mein nahi aa raha hai.

Yeh beech mein aa rahi hai.

Meri maasi hai yeh.

Uska ghar hai yeh.

Isko nahi thodna.

Meri maasi ne.

Maasi ne.

Sunita ke perwaar walon ko.

Meri real age batari hai.

Usne batari hai ki main do saal bada hoon.

Do saal Sunita se.

Nahi uske papa se.

Gade be sharm hai aap.

Toh main maasi neko nahi thodna.

Maasi ka naise.

Yeh chumbar nikaal raha hai aapne ko.

Theke.

Gupta.

Usko mila hai.

Sabji ka strike.

Yeh sara udhara hai.

Aur yeh finally dekho fir yeh.

Yeh.

Attention dil jane.

Payment main karoga.

Tui kya?

Done na?

Done na.

Mukar dete ri?

Nahi mukarenge.

Par aap peeke chalayenge hai scooter?

Nahi.

Scooter mereko peeke chalayega.

Airport ke beech mein hi hai.

Aaj se main ek baat ka nahi bhool gaye.

Genie sir.

Kya?

Get out.